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There are ten things that I’m moaning about today. Wanna join in?
1. My arms and legs are covered in bug bites from the fireworks on Saturday. Now they itch like hell.
2. I have to exercise but my sneakers feel too heavy. I won’t be lifting my legs today( unless it’s for sex).
3. It’s hot (100-105 degrees). My hair is frizzy and I’m hating it!
4. I really wanted a bowl of cereal this morning. I really wanted a cup of coffee this morning. I’m almost out of milk. What to choose? What to choose?
5. My lizard pooped in her cage (beside me). It smells!
6. DAMNFUCKSHITHELLANDCOCKSUCKER!!! Whew! Glad I got that out of my system!!
7. My clothes feel tight today. I think I’m just too fluffy.
8. I wish I could clog dance. I can’t. That makes me sad.
9. I’ve got kids coming today and I already got on my own last nerve.There’s none left for those poor rugrats.
10. I like the word ‘dictator’. Say it with me…Dick-Tater. I just don’t have a reason to shout it out of my window.
There you have it. Piss and moan. That’s all I feel like doing today.Who’s with me?
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Matt-Man said:
on July 9, 2007 at 12:16 PMBeing of Irish ancestery, when you do figure out how to clog dance I will pay you to do a jig for me. Cheers Metal!!
Webmiztris said:
on July 9, 2007 at 12:16 PMhell YES, and I’d like to add to the Monday Shitlist that someone took my FUCKING parking space again today AND the rest of the spaces were full too! I’m about to lose it, girl, I swear!!
chlorinejenny said:
on July 9, 2007 at 1:03 PMI’ll moan about the bug bites, frizzy hair, heavy sneakers, a lack of milk–although coffee always wins with me, poop–little kid variety, and not having clogs–Think of the damage we could do in a pair of those puppies! We could kick some serious ass!
Bitch and moan, bitch and moan!
How was that?
metalmom said:
on July 9, 2007 at 1:25 PMMatt,Jenny and Webmistriz-Here’s the deal- Jenny and I will learn how to clog dance.We’ll go to Webby’s parking lot and kick some serious ass for her and Matt can watch and take pictures.( As long as those pics are for your own pleasure and not for turning us in to the cops!)
metalmom said:
on July 9, 2007 at 1:26 PMI just want to add– you gals are great at the bitchin’ too!!
Peggy said:
on July 9, 2007 at 6:25 PMI’m SO going to find a reason to call Bur a dick-tater tonight!
metalmom said:
on July 9, 2007 at 9:08 PMPeggy-Why not ask him to rub his ‘dick-taters’ against you??
bluepaintred said:
on July 9, 2007 at 11:43 PMlmao i was just gonna ask if the tater part were the testicles~
metalmom said:
on July 10, 2007 at 4:17 PMblue- Certain words just make me laugh. Dictator was one. Another one is ‘cocktail’ and then there’s ‘seamen’….I still laugh when the Discovery channel talks about ‘Homo Erectus’ I’m a 12 year old boy in disguise!