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Hello, hello, and hello! Right off the bat, let me just say that I had a wonderful vacation. I have a great tan, my back is FUCKING AWESOME(!) and my boys kept the house fairly clean (Son1 even did their laundry!)
BUT…..This is Monday Moaning and I got beef….
When I go away, I need a place to just shit, shower, and sleep.I’m like a frat boy that way.My whole family feels the same way. We go out to eat and to play. We go back to the room to shower and nap and then we’re out again. On Monday, we learned that a sign stating “No Loud Radios” did not apply to ipods on ampliers. We also learned that drinking beside the pool can begin at 9 am (even though the pool is not supposed to open until 10 am.) Okay, everyone is on vacation so Metalmom is going to wear her “tolerance cap” because we’ll be leaving to go out shortly anyway. Right?
On Tuesday, we went out to the beach and only lasted about 2 hours. Hot doesn’t begin to describe how it felt! (I’m not telling the temperatures because I will be laughed out of the blogosphere by some of you) Anyway, the heat gave me a headache and made Babygirl’s friend Kitty whine about her stomach or something. So we headed back to our room to sleep a little. Ah, bliss!……NOT!
Suddenly the peace was shattered by the vibrations wracking my bed! ( I was alone, pervs!) Music was playing 3 rooms away from speakers 3 FEET TALL!! This Motherfucking douchbag was apparently a friend of the manager AND a professional DJ from New Yawk! Chill! I got nothing against ANYONE from New York but picture Andrew Dice Clay in a hair shirt! The Chicken Dance, Madonna, Bob Seegar and any other cheesy party staple you could name was blaring! I love music so I could be tolerant, but my molars were being ground to nubs! If I had played my German Deathmetal no one would be amused but people were dancing around the pool and off the balconies. I could enjoy the partying from OUTSIDE but INSIDE you couldn’t hear the music. It was the vibration and thudding that drove us nuts. Mr. Manager said “everyone likes” but promised it would be done by 10pm . Well, fuck me Martha I guess that’s Ok!
Well, luckily a few other rooms also complained and the radio was limited to 4-7 pm but really-get a DJ and ADVERTISE it that way! Just from walking around Wildwood, it’s obvious that there are a lot of people who would get off on a vacation like that. He could have had THE party place! Instead he had more than a few annoyed tenants.
I’ll be filling you guys in on the rest of my adventures but Babygirl just left for North Carolina and took the photos on her memory card.
What happened to ADC Hairyguy? He had a hissy fit about the complaints and left the hotel 3 days sooner than he had planned and took up residence at another hotel. Fucking Asshole! Who travels from New York to New Jersey toting 3foot speakers and not for a gig? Anyone?
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Webmiztris said:
on August 14, 2007 at 1:09 PMgah! that music sounds atrocious…. you poor thing! The Chicken Dance? omg, I would have lost my damn head!
metalmom said:
on August 14, 2007 at 1:42 PMWebmiztris- I KNOW!! I wanted a bullet to the brain for the Macarena!!!
metalmom said:
on August 14, 2007 at 1:43 PMWebmiztris- I KNOW!! I wanted a bullet to the brain for the Macarena!!!
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