Tuesday March 11th 2008, 8:36 PM
Filed under: Anger,assholes,desire,Friends,kids,music,other shit,pets,questions,weather


Biteme Humpa Day

Just a few curious things.

1.  I’m not psychic. Surprised? Anyway, a couple of friends have accused me of being in their heads. These are not places that any normal person would like to visit. Not only that but I have picked up the phone to call my mom and a girlfriend and both answered on half a ring(!) only to tell me that they were on their way to call ME! Weird huh? Wooooo!

2.  What’s the weather like where you are? Today was awesome. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the squirrels in my yard were a-humpin’  like rabbits! After my nap, I took Joslyn and the pup out for walkies. It seems like forever since I’ve been able to do that. I CAN’T WAIT FOR SPRING!!!

squirrels_101b0790.jpg 

 3.  Did anyone see the news about the pope making up new sins? What is the deal with that? (asked in my best Seinfeld voice) What? No cloning? No stem cell research? Bite me!  No drug abuse? Fuck that! Where did it say “Do not perpetuate homelessness, hunger and illiteracy in thine own back yard?” Pope Benny! Get a grip on that staff of yours and yank it a few times!

4.  Does this count as a bullet post if I didn’t use bullets and numbered the items instead?

5.  Who took my NIN CDs? Two of them. Fess up! If it was you, I swear, I’ll make your life unpleasant!

That’s all boys and girls. Thanks for stopping by and have a pleasant biteme day!




33 Comments »

  1. Tug said:

    on March 11, 2008 at 9:14 PM

    70 here today – YAY!! And yeah…the pope makes the sins? I don’t get that.

    no, I am not catholic, thanksforasking. ;)

    Tug’s last blog post..Mondays suck the big one

  2. Trukindog said:

    on March 11, 2008 at 10:05 PM

    Tell the truth, the squirrels made you hot didn’t they? :p

    Trukindog’s last blog post..Girl Scout Cookies

  3. Fantastagirl said:

    on March 11, 2008 at 10:11 PM

    I say people who drink whine out of gold cups shouldn’t be the ones to make up the rules about being overly rich. Morons…

    (Catholic? Yep, went to school, and have the damn plaid skirt)

    Fantastagirl’s last blog post..Update on me

  4. DutchBitch said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 2:49 AM

    Weather here is stormy…

    And this is nothing more nor less than a “bullet post in sheep’s clothing” :d/

    DutchBitch’s last blog post..Island Life – The Rough Version

  5. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 5:59 AM

    Tug-70? That is wonderful! I can’t wait for 70! I’m catholic and I didn’t know that he could make up new ones!! :-b

  6. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 6:01 AM

    Trukindog-One of these days, I’ll have to tell you what else the squirrels around here do! I have to admit, it was a little bit hot to watch!! ;))

  7. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 6:03 AM

    Fantastagirl-I agree with the gold cup theory! You still have the skirt? ME TOO! Do you pull it out for your Hubs too? o:-)

  8. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 6:04 AM

    DutchBitch-Damn! You caught me!! I was hoping no one would call me on it!! Wasn’t it stormy the last time you went away on business? :(

  9. Mr. Fabulous said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 7:50 AM

    You haven’t been in my head yet TODAY, have you?

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Boobs and Ballads and Babies…

  10. Matt-Man said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 7:52 AM

    I love when you say, “Bite Me”. But c’mon, I could have done without the squirrel sex. Cheers!!

    Matt-Man’s last blog post..Dine In or Drive-Thru…Either Way, It’s Heavenly

  11. Kyra Sutra said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 11:16 AM

    My life’s goal is to seduce the Pope and see to it that he is cast from heavan when he dies!

    Kyra Sutra’s last blog post..And now an important message….

  12. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 11:58 AM

    Mr Fabulous-I tried to get into your head and all the crap in there started freakin’ me out! I had to get out PRONTO! :))

  13. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    MattMan-Since when is squirrel porn offensive? You like chipmunk sex. Are you speciest? :)

  14. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    KyraSutra-Send many sexy photos and your web site info to old Benny and I’m sure he’ll check you out…after that, it’s ALL YOURS! ;))

  15. Epiphany said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 12:37 PM

    Hm, no idea who took those NIN cds…nope…

    *hides them under the mounds of paperwork on the desk*

    Do you have the Year Zero one? It does interesting things in a CD player.

  16. Grant said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 1:04 PM

    I don’t know what the weather is like. It’s outside, where it belongs, and I’m inside, where I belong.

    Grant’s last blog post..Y2K won’t go away

  17. Hilly said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 3:57 PM

    Pardon me for being ignorant but uh…didn’t the BIBLE dictate what the sins are? Yeah, I am still going by that…the day someone tells me “thou shalt not blog”, I know they’ve gone too far.

    Hilly’s last blog post..Video Post: Hilly-Sue Does Her Quiz Dare!

  18. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    Epiphany-I have not heard “Year Zero” is it good? What does it do in the cd player? Great! Now I have to go find out. :-w

  19. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 4:24 PM

    Grant-Are you hiding in the house because of the Giant Atomic Chickens? ~:> ~:>

  20. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 4:27 PM

    Hilly-I’m still kind of puzzled about how they claim to be modernizing the Church yet they still don’t condone birth control….even natural birth control. This is why I have serious lapses in Faith! Thank God I am a naturally good girl! *Stop Laughing!* o:-)

  21. Finn said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 6:29 PM

    This pope scares me. I want John Paul back.

    Finn’s last blog post..In Which I Give You The Answers

  22. Epiphany said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 6:34 PM

    *Evil laughter* Ah…Year Zero is more industrial I think…and less rock? I thought it was more harsh in general than With Teeth. I like it ’cause it has some neat tracks for bellydancin’ too :)

    http://ibareitall.com/nin-year-cd-changes-colors/

    There’s a link to what it does. I had no idea because I generally listen to music in the car and leave the CD in. I put the thing on my computer to stick it on my iTunes and went to take it out and was like…what CD is that?

    Epiphany’s last blog post..Shiny Shiny Shiny

  23. Trukindog said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 6:38 PM

    Squirrel sex, I’d rather have video. As Paris say’s THAT’S HOT.

    The Catholic idea of birth control is Priest + Alterboy, after all a Priest can’t be a Father….oh wait :o

    No offense intended Catholic’s.

    {good girl} I laughed so hard I scared my dog! =))

    Trukindog’s last blog post..Girl Scout Cookies

  24. Winter said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 8:27 PM

    I know who took your NIN… the same person who jacked my Nevermore! Bastard! I have a buncha weird stuff on my blog today too. Does that mean we were in each other’s heads?

  25. Fantastagirl said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 9:34 PM

    no, but maybe I should… ;)

    Fantastagirl’s last blog post..Kindergarten Round-up 101

  26. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 10:34 PM

    Finn-He didn’t scare me until he made up the new sins. Now he has a written place in history and a taste of the power of the papacy. :-ss

  27. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 10:35 PM

    Epiphany-As soon as I get a minute I will check that out! :) Thanks for the link!

  28. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 10:37 PM

    Trukindog-Why would ‘good girl’ make you laugh? Are you implying that I’m bad? (Well, okay, I guess I am…a little!) ;;)

  29. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 10:39 PM

    Winter-What are you doing in my head? (Pay no attention to the little thing behind the school bus memory) Someone jacked your Nevermore? NO!!!! x(

  30. Metalmom said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 10:40 PM

    Fantastagirl-Skirt,knee socks,pony tail and saddle shoes = DAMN GOOD TIME-Guaranteed!!! :>

  31. Trukindog said:

    on March 12, 2008 at 10:49 PM

    metalmom it’s like I always say…I love a good bad girl!:d

    Trukindog’s last blog post..Girl Scout Cookies

  32. Vulgar Wizard said:

    on March 23, 2008 at 11:02 AM

    I went to the zoo Friday and saw two crocodiles mating.
    I was deeply disturbed.
    And, no, I didn’t take a photo, so hush!

    Vulgar Wizard’s last blog post..Stolen Meme

  33. Metalmom said:

    on March 23, 2008 at 11:39 AM

    VulgarWizard-No photographic evidence?How can I believe you?? :))

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