Tuesday August 05th 2008, 9:23 PM
Filed under: other shit


Call 9-1-1!!!

Someone! Quick! Call 9-1-1! Call NYCWD!!! Something is wrong with Metalmom!!

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 Today I did laundry. I did dishes. I emptied trash that I didn’t make! I walked, fed and played with the dog. I scrubbed the kitchen floor…ON MY HANDS AND KNEES!

I washed the windows on the front and back door. I picked up my shoes. I folded laundry. I cleaned my bathroom.

 AND…………………….

 I LIKED IT!!!




29 Comments »

  1. Tug said:

    on August 5, 2008 at 9:43 PM

    *sigh* So you weren’t channeling me today, huh? At least you were on vaca, and to me? That’s what’s important. :d

    Tugs last blog post..Shoes

  2. Loving Annie said:

    on August 5, 2008 at 9:43 PM

    You’re desperately ill.
    Slick however, will be having lascivious thoughts given the visual you presented…

    Loving Annies last blog post..I’m Angry – Is it Safe to Say so ?

  3. Fantastagirl said:

    on August 5, 2008 at 10:45 PM

    Did you catch something while on vacation?

    (Uhm, could you come visit me, so I could catch the liking it attitude?)

  4. Froggywoogie said:

    on August 5, 2008 at 11:52 PM

    I heard, in rare cases, when you get hit by an insolation it can take a few days before being affected.
    Apparently this one is bad, keep a hat on next time

    :d

    Froggywoogies last blog post..As One

  5. Matt-Man said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 12:04 AM

    Oh dear GAWD!!!! You need help. Cheers Metal!!

    Matt-Mans last blog post..In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Enola Gay; I Now Pronounce You, Husband and Wife

  6. libragirl said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 4:32 AM

    who are you and what have you done with metalmom?
    ever get that urge again – or even partly – I have windows that need to be washed.

  7. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 7:23 AM

    Tug-I started out channelling you, but once I saw my shiny dishes…..I was a goner!

  8. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 7:24 AM

    lovingAnnie-It’s the “hands and knees” visual, isn’t it? Drats!

  9. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 7:25 AM

    Fantastagirl- I think it’s mostly a twenty-four hour bug….at least I hope so!

  10. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 7:27 AM

    Froggywoogie-But those hardhats just clash horribly with my wardrobe! I’ll have to spray paint one… maybe with flowers…or kitten stickers…..Oh no! I still have a touch of infection!

  11. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 7:28 AM

    MattMan- No help needed, I did it all myself! :)

  12. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 7:29 AM

    libragirl-If I feel it coming on, I’ll run right over! :))

  13. Finn said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 8:31 AM

    Say it isn’t so, darling! :-ss

    Finns last blog post..Navel Gazing

  14. NYCWD said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 9:06 AM

    Not even 9-1-1 can help us now… it’s the end of times…

    NYCWDs last blog post..Rub It

  15. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 9:27 AM

    Finn-Whatever will become of me??

  16. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 9:28 AM

    NYCWD-Oh! Woe is us!!

  17. Grant said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 9:47 AM

    Drink a bunch of booze and hit the vibrator – stat! I’ve been sick enough to have absorbed a doctor’s degree or two, so you can take my advice.

    Grants last blog post..Modified Plans

  18. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 11:24 AM

    Grant-Desperate times call for desperate measures….I’ll start right away!! ;))

  19. Avitable said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 1:33 PM

    There is definitely something seriously wrong.

  20. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 1:49 PM

    Avitable-Holy Crap!! :O

  21. Robin said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 1:59 PM

    I need to hire you.

  22. whall said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 3:07 PM

    I vacuumed today, but it sucked.

    I tried picking up hair with Pledge and a rag, but all I got were dust bunnies.

    I used kleenex to clean my tv while watching the Hawaiian Surf Trials, but it wiped me out.

    I tried laundering money for the local mob, but the IRS cleaned me out.

    A woman came into the kitchen with a broom, and the damn witch swept me off my feet.

    whalls last blog post..Task Lists with strikethrough

  23. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 3:55 PM

    Robin-WHOA! I expect to get over this! It has to be temporary!!…..Wait…Doesn’t “hire” imply money will appear in my pocket? Let’s talk….. $-)

  24. Metalmom said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 3:56 PM

    Whall-That there was a cool post,let alone a funny comment!You should post it. I laughed til I cried.(And maybe I tinkled a bit, but I won’t tell!) =))

  25. The blog of whall » Help me clean up this post said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 4:50 PM

    […] left the following comment on Metalmom’s blog post, and she said I should post it. Since I did spend a little effort on it (it was one of the things I […]

  26. Mik said:

    on August 6, 2008 at 10:20 PM

    Where’s metalmom, someone replaced her with a robot or something!

  27. Robin said:

    on August 7, 2008 at 6:46 AM

    Well I could pay you with guestposting and witty conversation.

  28. Metalmom said:

    on August 7, 2008 at 7:08 AM

    Mik-If it rains, I’ll go outside. If I rust, you’ll know for sure!

  29. Metalmom said:

    on August 7, 2008 at 7:08 AM

    Robin-Hmm…tempting offer….

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