Tuesday August 05th 2008, 9:23 PM
Filed under: other shit
Filed under: other shit
Someone! Quick! Call 9-1-1! Call NYCWD!!! Something is wrong with Metalmom!!

Today I did laundry. I did dishes. I emptied trash that I didn’t make! I walked, fed and played with the dog. I scrubbed the kitchen floor…ON MY HANDS AND KNEES!
I washed the windows on the front and back door. I picked up my shoes. I folded laundry. I cleaned my bathroom.
AND…………………….
I LIKED IT!!!
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Tug said:
on August 5, 2008 at 9:43 PM*sigh* So you weren’t channeling me today, huh? At least you were on vaca, and to me? That’s what’s important.
Tugs last blog post..Shoes
Loving Annie said:
on August 5, 2008 at 9:43 PMYou’re desperately ill.
Slick however, will be having lascivious thoughts given the visual you presented…
Loving Annies last blog post..I’m Angry – Is it Safe to Say so ?
Fantastagirl said:
on August 5, 2008 at 10:45 PMDid you catch something while on vacation?
(Uhm, could you come visit me, so I could catch the liking it attitude?)
Froggywoogie said:
on August 5, 2008 at 11:52 PMI heard, in rare cases, when you get hit by an insolation it can take a few days before being affected.
Apparently this one is bad, keep a hat on next time
Froggywoogies last blog post..As One
Matt-Man said:
on August 6, 2008 at 12:04 AMOh dear GAWD!!!! You need help. Cheers Metal!!
Matt-Mans last blog post..In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Enola Gay; I Now Pronounce You, Husband and Wife
libragirl said:
on August 6, 2008 at 4:32 AMwho are you and what have you done with metalmom?
ever get that urge again – or even partly – I have windows that need to be washed.
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 7:23 AMTug-I started out channelling you, but once I saw my shiny dishes…..I was a goner!
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 7:24 AMlovingAnnie-It’s the “hands and knees” visual, isn’t it? Drats!
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 7:25 AMFantastagirl- I think it’s mostly a twenty-four hour bug….at least I hope so!
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 7:27 AMFroggywoogie-But those hardhats just clash horribly with my wardrobe! I’ll have to spray paint one… maybe with flowers…or kitten stickers…..Oh no! I still have a touch of infection!
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 7:28 AMMattMan- No help needed, I did it all myself!
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 7:29 AMlibragirl-If I feel it coming on, I’ll run right over!
Finn said:
on August 6, 2008 at 8:31 AMSay it isn’t so, darling!
Finns last blog post..Navel Gazing
NYCWD said:
on August 6, 2008 at 9:06 AMNot even 9-1-1 can help us now… it’s the end of times…
NYCWDs last blog post..Rub It
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 9:27 AMFinn-Whatever will become of me??
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 9:28 AMNYCWD-Oh! Woe is us!!
Grant said:
on August 6, 2008 at 9:47 AMDrink a bunch of booze and hit the vibrator – stat! I’ve been sick enough to have absorbed a doctor’s degree or two, so you can take my advice.
Grants last blog post..Modified Plans
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 11:24 AMGrant-Desperate times call for desperate measures….I’ll start right away!!
Avitable said:
on August 6, 2008 at 1:33 PMThere is definitely something seriously wrong.
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 1:49 PMAvitable-Holy Crap!!
Robin said:
on August 6, 2008 at 1:59 PMI need to hire you.
whall said:
on August 6, 2008 at 3:07 PMI vacuumed today, but it sucked.
I tried picking up hair with Pledge and a rag, but all I got were dust bunnies.
I used kleenex to clean my tv while watching the Hawaiian Surf Trials, but it wiped me out.
I tried laundering money for the local mob, but the IRS cleaned me out.
A woman came into the kitchen with a broom, and the damn witch swept me off my feet.
whalls last blog post..Task Lists with strikethrough
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 3:55 PMRobin-WHOA! I expect to get over this! It has to be temporary!!…..Wait…Doesn’t “hire” imply money will appear in my pocket? Let’s talk…..
Metalmom said:
on August 6, 2008 at 3:56 PMWhall-That there was a cool post,let alone a funny comment!You should post it. I laughed til I cried.(And maybe I tinkled a bit, but I won’t tell!)
The blog of whall » Help me clean up this post said:
on August 6, 2008 at 4:50 PM[...] left the following comment on Metalmom’s blog post, and she said I should post it. Since I did spend a little effort on it (it was one of the things I [...]
Mik said:
on August 6, 2008 at 10:20 PMWhere’s metalmom, someone replaced her with a robot or something!
Robin said:
on August 7, 2008 at 6:46 AMWell I could pay you with guestposting and witty conversation.
Metalmom said:
on August 7, 2008 at 7:08 AMMik-If it rains, I’ll go outside. If I rust, you’ll know for sure!
Metalmom said:
on August 7, 2008 at 7:08 AMRobin-Hmm…tempting offer….