Tuesday August 12th 2008, 6:42 AM
Filed under: Anger,other shit,questions


WhoreMoans

What the fuck is happening to the Metalmom I used to be? Where is my edge? Where is my sarcasm? When was the last time I had a good bitch on a Monday morning?

All of a sudden I’m like a girl…..

 Love this, and love that…..I miss this, I miss that…..Isn’t this wonderful?……I’m discussing FEELINGS for crying out loud!  :-@

Go ahead.  Tell me that it must be hormones……SHUT UP! I’m allowed to get girly…..   :-s

Shit! Now I’ve gone and done it…..I’m crying.    :((    Snot running out of my nose.  What a wuss!

I need to go back to bed and start all over.

*It must be the hormones…….*




30 Comments »

  1. Fantastagirl said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 8:42 AM

    Uhm, MetalMom are you okay? ;-)

    Feelings are good – but snot all over the computer – not so much.

  2. Loving Annie said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 9:05 AM

    definitely the hormones :)

    I’d advise some good chocolate, followed by a hot bubble bath, with an ice cold glass of apple cider in a champage glass :).

  3. Grant said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 9:10 AM

    I want to go back to bed and start over from May.

    Grants last blog post..888 is the new 666

  4. Finn said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 9:24 AM

    I think you’ve been abducted by aliens and replaced with a clone…

    Finns last blog post..Me, A-Z

  5. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 11:33 AM

    Fantastagirl-Do you know how hard it is to clean the snot out from between the keys? I’m just sayin’….

  6. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 11:34 AM

    LovingAnnie-I think I would settle for an ice cold beer, sitting in the back yard with my iPod firmly attached to my ears!

  7. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 11:35 AM

    Grant- I’ll join you…..in May, that is, because, well, yanno…

  8. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 11:35 AM

    Finn-A clone huh? No, I think it’s just a freaky mood swing today…

  9. Slick said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 12:04 PM

    You damn wuss!

    Dry that shit up and cuss me out!

    You’ll definitely be sniveling every week when I kick your ass in the football predictions!

    You’re in this year again, right?

    Slicks last blog post..A “Dumb Boy” Mistake….

  10. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 12:12 PM

    Slick-Yeah I’m in. Call me a glutton for punishment! :@)

  11. Robin said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 1:17 PM

    Maybe you aren’t drinking enough.

  12. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 1:30 PM

    Robin-THANK YOU!! You are the first one to offer any type of explanation or solution! I’m off to find my long lost shaker of salt….

  13. Nobody™ said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 2:09 PM

    Two words: Tequila.

    Drink it until it sounds like two words when you try to say it.

  14. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 2:39 PM

    Nobody- One tequila
    Two tequila
    Three tequila
    Floor?

  15. DutchBitch said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 3:51 PM

    Goddammit!
    *bitchslap*
    Shape up, Bitch!
    *stiletto kick*

    DutchBitchs last blog post..Silence! I Kill You!

  16. whall said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 4:05 PM

    I think I speak for everyone when I say I don’t wanna hear it! (dot com)

    :)

    whalls last blog post..Dead Man Walking, Google-style

  17. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 5:49 PM

    DutchBitch- OW!!! :(( You didn’t have to go and hit me!

  18. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 5:49 PM

    whall- Smart-ass!

  19. Froggywoogie said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 6:18 PM

    The question is: do you like that feeling? If so just enjoy it. You may even end up listening to some Chopin and Litz music hahahaha

    Froggywoogies last blog post..Mexico invades US

  20. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 6:22 PM

    Froggywoogie-Bite your tongue, Freud! Stop trying to get into my brain! (I will confess to a weakness for Mozart and Shubert)

  21. Froggywoogie said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 6:32 PM

    It does you good to confess your weaknesses and wonders. Now lie down on this couch and tell me everything while I’m going to play some Brahms CD especially for you. Relax, I’m your friend and it’s all between you and me, nobody else will read…

    :d

    Froggywoogies last blog post..Mexico invades US

  22. Trukindog said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 6:39 PM

    “Snot running out of my nose.” greesy fingers smearing shaby clothes…Get off your pitty pot and do some laundry for cripes sake.:d

    Trukindogs last blog post..TAGGED, ME A TO Z

  23. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 7:05 PM

    Froggywoogie-That will NEVER happen! I’m afraid you’ll hypnotize me and make me do things…nasty things….dirty things! @-)

  24. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 7:06 PM

    Trukindog-Heh heh I lost my virginity to that song….romantical huh? ;))

  25. libragirl said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 8:36 PM

    NOOOOO don’t become a girl now. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    AVOID HORMONES I heard if you jump up and down really fast they will come out. Try it.

    libragirls last blog post..Finn

  26. Metalmom said:

    on August 12, 2008 at 9:21 PM

    libragirl- =)) That is a great idea!!

  27. Catscratch said:

    on August 13, 2008 at 9:58 AM

    Embrace your inner bitch. Love her, nurture her, help her be all that she can be. Most of my posts are purely hormone driven, that and I’m pissed off in general.

    Catscratchs last blog post..Shoot the Beercan, Jump the mudhole & Chase the Chicken

  28. Metalmom said:

    on August 13, 2008 at 11:23 AM

    Catscratch-If heard me talking around the house, you would think that I am on the rag 24/7! It’s just that it’s usually about nothing ‘blogworthy’! :) I loves mah inner bitch!

  29. Evil Genius said:

    on August 15, 2008 at 7:04 PM

    Could it be the hormones? Totally. And I speak from experience.

    Evil Geniuss last blog post..Of Asses and E-Coli

  30. Metalmom said:

    on August 15, 2008 at 7:14 PM

    Evil Genius- I just hate how everyone blames everything on hormones. My excuse? HORMONES!!!!

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