Monday September 08th 2008, 9:25 PM
Filed under: ineptitude,other shit,weather


Big Fall Sweep

This week I have a bit of time on my hands, so I decided to do the “Big Fall Sweep”.

The Big Fall Sweep is what I do while I get ready for the fall and winter. You know, the jobs that it has been too hot to tackle. The jobs that have to get done now before the weather gets too cold.

Jobs like the outsides of my windows, putting away the summer clothes, taking out the fall clothes, bringing the holiday decorations (Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas) to the front of the storage area. I need to change some sheets and air out the bedrooms a bit. Now that it is starting to get cooler at night, I need to find a place for the plants I bought this year.

I have wandered around the house like Goldilocks.

This job is too hard. That job requires a partner or I’ll kill myself. This job can be set aside for a rainy day. I haven’t yet found the job that is just right.

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I know it needs to be done. I know that one day soon, I’ll be startled to learn that Halloween is here. I may end up with kids here and lament the fact that I got nothing done. I have storage bins in my bedroom. They are now in the way. I have bins in the office. They are also in the way.

But somehow, I lack the motivation. Where does that come from? How can I light a fire under my ass to do the things I need to do? I look around the house and think,”That will take a long time. I’ll need energy. I’d better stop and eat lunch.” 

 Stop what? I haven’t started anything yet!

Maybe I should just walk the dog and then take a nap. Maybe I can dream of a clean house instead.




32 Comments »

  1. Tug said:

    on September 8, 2008 at 10:33 PM

    Sweetie, stock up on beer…I did this at my place a couple weeks ago, and I’ve been couch-bound for a week so I’m READY.TO.GO. :d/

    Tugs last blog post..Birthday Flowers

  2. Epiphany said:

    on September 8, 2008 at 11:33 PM

    I like your plan. It’s so much faster and simpler than actually cleaning or organizing anything…

    Epiphanys last blog post..New Job and Weirdness

  3. Janna said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 1:37 AM

    Guess what! Halloween’s here!
    (Just kidding, just kidding… put that down)

    I know what you mean. There are WAY too many things I need to get done here too.
    I just don’t seem to have the energy to do anything lately.
    Except for surfing blogs, drinking tea, and farting.
    Surely that’s worth something, right?

    Jannas last blog post..The formerly blue bird of happiness

  4. bubblewench said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 6:02 AM

    I’d go for the nap… the stuff will be there when you get up. I wouldn’t worry about it. Life’s too short.

  5. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 6:48 AM

    tug-So you’re saying that incentive comes in a bottle? SWEET! :d Sounds like a plan!

  6. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 6:49 AM

    Epiphany-And maybe elves will come and clean up for me while I nap! :)

  7. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 6:51 AM

    Janna- :-t You shouldn’t joke when I’m holding a knife! Surfing blogs and farting and tea are definitely worth something. Unfortunately, it’s only $1.43.

  8. Froggywoogie said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 6:51 AM

    Stop reminding me I have tons of things to organize, especially papers and late mail omg
    Actually it’s not that I’m not motivated to put myself into gear it’s I need to organize my internal energy to do it all rationally. Does that sound better?

    Froggywoogies last blog post..Sea Men

  9. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 6:54 AM

    bubblewench-The fact that the mess will still be here when I wake up is enough to make me unable to sleep! :(

  10. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 6:56 AM

    Froggywoogie-”organize my internal energy to do it all rationally” I like that! It sounds so very important and complicated. I’m going to use that!

  11. Froggywoogie said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 7:02 AM

    Hey there’s copyrights but I’ll leave it free for you lol

    Froggywoogies last blog post..Sea Men

  12. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 7:06 AM

    Froggywoogie-I’ll send you the royalties every time I use it! You’ll be rich, I tell ya, RICH! $-)

  13. Evil Genius said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 8:30 AM

    I’m in the same situation over here. And with one crisis after another for nearly a year now, I’ve got an extra very long “to do” list. Where to start? Hmmm…

    I’ll ponder that along with you. Maybe we’ll figure it out in time for next fall. o:-)

    Evil Geniuss last blog post..Of All the Bad Luck

  14. Philly said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 8:39 AM

    I think we all have shit to do. I’ll get to it when I get to it. For now, I have rented a movie

    #1

    Phillys last blog post..Tantalizing Tuesday

  15. Finn said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 8:56 AM

    Hey, sounds like a plan to me.

    Finns last blog post..An Open Letter To The Candidates

  16. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 9:11 AM

    Evil Genius-By next year? Sounds good to me. I’ll just buy all new stuff for the rest of this year!

  17. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 9:13 AM

    Philly-Rent anything good? I may pull “Mr Mom” out of the archives. I just feel like watching a guy do all the housework for a change!

  18. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 9:14 AM

    Finn-Wouldn’t it be great to just gather up all these gals to have coffee and just waste the day away? 8->

  19. Grant said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 9:36 AM

    At this point you may want to think fire and just collect on the insurance.

    Grants last blog post..Random Discombobulation

  20. Robin said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 12:15 PM

    I vote for the nap.

  21. Slick said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    Sounds like someone needs a Red Bull or 5?

  22. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    Grant-From now on I think I should consult with you. You always have some hard core ideas!!

  23. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 12:44 PM

    Robin-After “Swingtown” messed with my emotions, I think I need the nap!! :o

  24. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    Slick-Red Bull? Maybe I need my own ‘Terry Tate’ to kick my ass!! :))

  25. Coal Miner's Granddaughter said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 8:37 PM

    Um, I’m right there with you. So many projects, so little time. Plus? I’d rather be blogging.

    Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..Fruit Juice Breaks Me Out

  26. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 9:25 PM

    Coal Miner’s Granddaughter-I’m right there with you! I’d rather blog too!

  27. Nobody™ said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 9:48 PM

    No motivation is pretty much the story of my life. I have lots of shit I need to do, but zero motivation.

  28. Metalmom said:

    on September 9, 2008 at 10:26 PM

    Nobody-*sigh* I think I caught the ‘lack of motivation’ from you…right through the computer!

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