Saturday September 20th 2008, 6:23 PM
Filed under: Anger,other shit,pets


Wakin’ Up Is Hard To Do

My house was clean.

The laundry was all done.

Dinner was cooked and only needed to be heated up.

My head hurt and I decided to lay down for a second with my blankie.

I fell asleep.

I woke up wet.

My dog peed on me.

Why didn’t he wake me up nicely??




24 Comments »

  1. whall said:

    on September 20, 2008 at 11:06 PM

    Well if you’d stop stealing your dog’s blanket, maybe you’d get a moment’s peace!

    :)

  2. DutchBitch said:

    on September 21, 2008 at 12:43 AM

    Yeah I agree. The dog slobbering all over your face while you dream of French kissing John McCain (don’t deny it!) would be so much better.

    DutchBitchs last blog post..I Love Your Blog

  3. Grant said:

    on September 21, 2008 at 4:42 AM

    I’m sure he meant it affectionately.

    Grants last blog post..Best of Times, Worst of Meals

  4. Philly said:

    on September 21, 2008 at 8:14 AM

    Could of been worse. You could peed on yourself

    #1

  5. Metalmom said:

    on September 21, 2008 at 9:37 AM

    whall-NO!!! MY blankie! He just wants to steal it from me…like he steals everything else! x(

  6. Metalmom said:

    on September 21, 2008 at 9:38 AM

    DutchBitch-McCain? Oh hellz no! I’m a Sarah Palin gal!! ;))

  7. Metalmom said:

    on September 21, 2008 at 9:39 AM

    Grant-Affectionately is better than infectiously! :) He’d better stop lovin’ me so much!!

  8. Metalmom said:

    on September 21, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    Philly-Boy, you can say that again! :o

  9. Mik said:

    on September 21, 2008 at 5:21 PM

    Well, he could’ve crapped on you!

  10. Metalmom said:

    on September 21, 2008 at 8:53 PM

    Mik-That would have been a shitty way to wake up!

  11. Trukindog said:

    on September 22, 2008 at 12:18 AM

    Heh I guess I’m lucky then, my pup sticks his nose in my eye to wake me up at 1:30 or 2:00 in the mornin cause he wants to play. You got peed on hehehehehe.

    Trukindogs last blog post..BARKIN BACK AT JESSE

  12. Janna said:

    on September 22, 2008 at 5:22 AM

    OMG, really?
    Wow.
    Luckily none of my cats have peed on me…. yet.
    I’m sure my day is coming.

    Jannas last blog post..Coffee, anyone?

  13. Metalmom said:

    on September 22, 2008 at 4:09 PM

    Trukindog-Normally, he would nudge me awake. Hubs was too busy watching a movie to realize that the dog wasn’t trying to play, he was asking to go OUT!

  14. Metalmom said:

    on September 22, 2008 at 4:10 PM

    Janna-Eeww! Cat pee? That stuff is awful. I hope they never do that to you.

  15. Winter said:

    on September 22, 2008 at 10:56 PM

    Dum Dum did that to me once. I flipped the fuck out. He’d never done it again. However, now he pokes me with sharp claws, puts his cat breath face in mine and goes MROWWWWWW! I even have a photo of it on my Flickr account. It’s funny. Much better than cat piss.

    Winters last blog post..Round Two

  16. Elle said:

    on September 23, 2008 at 12:21 PM

    He peed on you?! Eeep :/

    Yet more laundry…

    Elles last blog post..Ask Elle…

  17. Metalmom said:

    on September 23, 2008 at 2:13 PM

    Winter-Bandit is VERY good. He had made other attempts to wake me up (I was exhausted) When he went to Hubs, he was ignored. I should piss on Hubs for that!

  18. Metalmom said:

    on September 23, 2008 at 2:14 PM

    Elle-The laundry NEVER ends!!

  19. John said:

    on September 28, 2008 at 9:48 PM

    I was hoping you woke up, you know, the GOOD kind of wet.

  20. Metalmom said:

    on September 28, 2008 at 9:50 PM

    John- ;)) That certainly would have a nice change of pace! :d

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