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jGrrl is interviewing me…kind of like Barbara Walters on the ‘fascinating people’ show! Of course this interview is exclusive and I sure as hell hope the paparazzi don’t camp out in front of my house now!!
1. If you had three wishes – what would you wish for and why? I would wish for money. Not so that I could be rich. Just enough for Hubs and me to comfortable in our old age. I would wish for a new back for Hubs and me. We are both sick of the pain. I would wish to have a party and the means to get all of my blogger friends together in one place. (This means the ones in the Netherlands, France and Canadia too.)
2. If you could change any one thing about yourself – what would it be and why? I would want to be a little more tolerant (or would it be patient?) of ignorant people. Instead, they piss me off and I want to punch them in the back of the head or stab them in the eye.
3. If you were transformed into a guy for twenty four hours – what would you do? I would like to play sports – especially hockey and baseball. These things are just not same played by women. I’d also like to scratch my balls and jerk off just to see what that is like. And maybe have sex with a woman (cuz I’m not gay or bi) Ooh, yeah!! And write my name in the snow!!! (Hmmm…I sound obsessed by the penis.)
4. If you were a superhero – what would be your special power and how would you use it? If I were a superhero, I’d like superspeed so I could be two places ALMOST at the same time. And invisibility because I wanna know what that bitch over there is saying behind my back.(And then I’d kick her ass with my invisible fists!)
5. Tell me one strange little known random fact about yourself. I don’t know if it is strange but in high school, I took classical studies (Latin and Greek) for two years longer than was required for graduation. I read the “Odyssey” in Greek. I also took Spanish for four years and was chosen to represent our school in a competition among other Catholic high schools. Because of this, I can swear in seven different languages, and can understand just a smidge of several languages.
Now, the rules….
1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
I cannot guarantee that the questions will be family friendly…..or in English….and there will be no extra credit!
How do you like me now?
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Finn said:
on December 12, 2008 at 9:42 AMHey, being a guy is all about the penis. Otherwise what’s the point?
Finns last blog post..Friday Flashback: The “Good” Mother
jGrrl said:
on December 12, 2008 at 10:05 AMOh those were AWESOME answers!!! I would SO come to your blogger party and I was asked before what I’d do if I was a guy for a day – I said the first thing I’d do id get head because thats all they rave about, is it really that good?
Oh, and I have very little patience for tools either, head punching is ok, so is eye poking, we encourage this type of behavior!
Thanks for playing along darlin!
jGrrls last blog post..Retail Widow
Grant said:
on December 12, 2008 at 10:51 AMI’m still working on jGrrl’s questions for me, but please interview me anyway.
And why didn’t any of your answers involve Asian schoolgirls? Do I have to do everything myself?
More tolerance would interfere with you punching people who deserve it in the back of their heads, so instead I think you should ask to be transformed into an Asian schoolgirl.
Grants last blog post..Holiday Shopping
Metalmom said:
on December 12, 2008 at 12:40 PMFinn-You used penis and point in the same comment!
Metalmom said:
on December 12, 2008 at 12:41 PMjGrrl-If you add eye-poking to the head punching, it turns into a Three Stooges skit!
Metalmom said:
on December 12, 2008 at 12:42 PMGrant-Of course you have to do all the work! Any chance I get to make a man do it all…..!Oh, I need some good quesations for YOU!!
Giggle Pixie said:
on December 12, 2008 at 4:11 PMMe please!!!
Oh, and:
I would want to be a little more tolerant (or would it be patient?) of ignorant people. Instead, they piss me off and I want to punch them in the back of the head or stab them in the eye.
Seriously, my intolerance of these people and the near uncontrollable need I have to harm them is pretty much all that gets me through the day sometimes.
Janelle said:
on December 12, 2008 at 4:35 PMOk, since you know smidge of several languages, you’d have to be my partner if I’m ever on the Amazing Race.
Janelles last blog post..All The. Small Things
Metalmom said:
on December 12, 2008 at 4:48 PMGigglePixie-I know what you mean.Those are the days when I just want a couple of shots for breakfast and then cocktails for lunch followed by wine with dinner and a beer or two before bed!
Metalmom said:
on December 12, 2008 at 4:50 PMJanelle-DEAL! I also have a VERY good sense of direction and I’m not afraid of snakes or lizards!
Froggywoogie said:
on December 13, 2008 at 3:24 AMI’m invited to the blog party woohooooo!
Could you do me a favor please: the day you are a man for 24 hours, can you explain me with easy and understandable words what a woman means by “you’re absolutely right” or “I’ll do it I promise” or “I NEVER said that”… Please?
Froggywoogies last blog post..Sleepy Mode
Rachel said:
on December 13, 2008 at 3:11 PMInterview me
Metalmom said:
on December 13, 2008 at 10:05 PMFroggywoogie-Here are your answers…a)You are SOOO wrong. b)I’ll do it whenever I feel like it. c)See answer a.
Metalmom said:
on December 13, 2008 at 10:06 PMRachel-You got it dude! (I’m channeling my inner MaryKate Olsen)
Robin said:
on December 16, 2008 at 10:14 AMcan we have the party in like the Bahamas or something? somewhere warm but not outside…so i don’t burn.
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