I am a mom of three adults who is swiftly approaching the monumental age of half a century.

I am a new Mom-Mom to Logan and step MM to Jazzy.

I have one husband–the same one for thirty-one years. I have a Boston Terrier, Bandit,  and a BTerrier mix, Mordecai, who give me all the opportunities I need to express my mothering nature.

I love loud, heavy metal music and have a deep desire to crowd surf.

I have a love/hate relationship with my family, am fiercely loyal to my friends and…..

Don’t piss me off.  I’m menopausal…..

I’ma ’bout to cut a bitch.

1 Comment »

1. Colleen said:

   on May 6, 2012 at 4:08 PM

   Holy crap I’m so glad I found your blog! We just moved from California to Kentucky last year and I have these crazy ass flying ant things all over my windows so I Googled ‘flying ants’ and came up with you! I love your blog! You are goddamn hilarious!!!
   I’ll be back to check out more!

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