My week was yucky. I haad no kids wich in itself is usually a good thing. But on sunday and Monday, I pretty much had no internet and I got pissed off and started drinking to calm my nerves so on Tuesday, I was hungover and wearing sunglasses. I did some laundry and not much else. Okay, I lie. I sipped water and took aspirin. On Wednesday (the high point of my wek)I was interviewed by Absurdist and that was a ton of fun! Thursday, my doctor said I gained two pounds. WTF? I hate him. He’s a liar. Now its Friday. *sigh* Tomorrow I’m sleeping in late with Nobody*. That’ s all I have ot say about that.

* From Nobody’s Thursday post: “I really hope that some of you will join me in my protest of protests. Here’s how it’s gonna happen: We’re going to have a sleep in on Saturday morning. We will display our apathy of these ridiculous protests by ignoring them and sleeping in. ” The man is brilliant!

So that’s it for a freewrite about my week with a bonus snippet of Nobody. Links will appear as I find them. Have a great weekend!

What is freewriting? Freewriting is writing whatever comes to mind, usually writing for a predetermined amount of time without regard to spelling, grammar, structure, etc. and no editing is done. We have chosen five minutes for right now, we will add or subtract from that in the weeks to come as we see fit.

Go see Shiny! He did it too!

I’ve got some things floating around so I’m getting right to it!

What is freewriting? Freewriting is writing whatever comes to mind, usually writing for a predetermined amount of time without regard to spelling, grammar, structure, etc. and no editing is done. We have chosen five minutes for right now, we will add or subtract from that in the weeks to come as we see fit.

 Shown damn near actual size.

Tonight I bought some Easter marshmallows. They were so fresh and soft! I love them. Anyway, I ate oneright away in the car. It made me so happy that I shoved three into my mouth at one time. Then Hubs asked me a questuon and I couln’t talk because my mouth was so full. He laughed and said “I wish some one you knew was walkijng by so they could see you.” Well, no one I knew would be surprised to see me thusly. so he dared me to put eight into my mouth. He didn’t think I could do it.  I did. And almost died a horrible death by choking on a wad of marshmallow. Asshole. Never dare me. Other than that it  has been a week from hell. I have the pictures and bruises to prove it. They will;be posted. someday….. As soon as the kids go home today, I will be drinking  to celebrate the end of another Spring Break. I survived!

I’m linking Shiny, Finn, Randi, Absurdist and Robin. Who else wants to be included?  Let me know…..Hmmm…I should get an autolink thingamajigger. Happy Friday!

Another Friday is here and you know what that means……FREEWRITE!

What is freewriting? Freewriting is writing whatever comes to mind, usually writing for a predetermined amount of time without regard to spelling, grammar, structure, etc. and no editing is done. We have chosen five minutes for right now, we will add or subtract from that in the weeks to come as we see fit.

Son1 will be throwing a Communion party for his ‘daughter’. He’s using my house.what was I thinking? At least I know that I have nothing to do with it. I’ll clean MY bathroom and MY bedroom. the rest falls on his shoulders. His girlfriend will be doing everything else. I an dying to see how this truns out!Babygirl is using her hand at softball. I think she should wait anoohter week but she thinks she is fine. She has already played in two scrimmages without telling me. Brat! We are startting to do a lot of shopping for her. she is going to Handsome’s senior prom in May and her tripto Canada is coming up next month. What is the weather like in Canada at the end of April? I don’t know how to pack for her! I tied my hair up in a ponytail today just because I was busy and I just took it out. Now my scalp hurts.I hate that  feeling. I love the feeling of my nice clean sheets. I will enjoy them in two seconds when I go to bed. (I know, I’m typing this on Thursday night-cheating-but so what!. Kill me!)

 Now I’m off to enjoy my bed and tomorrow I’ll enjoy the baby and the weather. Have a great Friday!

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 If you’ve joined in, tell me, I’ll link you! Today we have Epiphany, Robin, Trish and the Absurdist- go check them out too!

What is freewriting? Freewriting is writing whatever comes to mind, usually writing for a predetermined amount of time without regard to spelling, grammar, structure, etc. and no editing is done. We have chosen five minutes for right now, we will add or subtract from that in the weeks to come as we see fit.

I’m jumping right in:

I went  to the doctor’s for a checkup. My cholesterol is a wee bit high. HOW THE FUCK AM I DOING IT? I am eating lots of beans, vegetables,portobello burgers amd veggie burgers.I eat oatmeal for breakfast and rice cakes for snaks andto top it off, I ‘ve been a little queasy still so I’m not eating much. Doc can suck my dick. Even with her hand in a spllint, Babygirl made the JV softball team at scholl. I is so proud! She is athletica as well as beautiful! My new phone sounds like agameshow when it rings. I need to get a new ringtone! Hubby just fried some spam and it smells so good! I’m not eating any…just breathin’ it in@! Dumbpup (as I now call him) bit himself on teh winkie. Now he’s vet bound cuz it bleeds a few drips when he pees. Why can’t I stay away from the doctos offices. *Breathe deep* I’m goin to my happy place now….ah…mojitos……LOUD music….Mosh pit!…..Have a good weekend!

Linky love! Finn, Epiphany, Absurdist,Robin,Shortie, and Trish. Who did I miss? I know I’m forgetting someone….TELL ME!

Friday has rolled around yet again. I’m hopping back on the horse with a Freewrite.That way I can dump the crap in my head.  Will I stop at five minutes?  I don’t know for sure. Let’s just see where the river flows to….

What is freewriting? Freewriting is writing whatever comes to mind, usually writing for a predetermined amount of time without regard to spelling, grammar, structure, etc. and no editing is done. We have chosen five minutes for right now, we will add or subtract from that in the weeks to come as we see fit.

 Well, this past week was torture. Dad still isn’t doing well but I’m much better. Thanks to everyyone who gave a shit. Really. On a lighter note, i was asked recently, if I could do anything right now-without consideration to anything else-what would i do? I also gave this answer in the crazy 8’s meme. I would be a bounty hunter. Woul;dn’t that be a kick-ass job? Tracknig down the fugitives, running stake-outs , and carrying a gun? I would be like that chick Domino ( minus the addiction part) I wouldn’t look that great but still….it’s a fantasy!

Or maybe a tarapeze artist….OOh! that would be fun…except I’d be exposed to clowns and they are seriously fucked up. I hate them. I mean why look that creepy in a job that supposed to make kids laugh?  Next time you see one, ask them why they must traumatized kids like that. I’ll be awaiting a response!

Now for the group lovin’….Shelli, Randi, Kyra, Trishk, Shortie, Robin, Absurdist, and Stacy. Did I forget you? Let me know!

What is freewriting? Freewriting is writing whatever comes to mind, usually writing for a predetermined amount of time without regard to spelling, grammar, structure, etc. and no editing is done. We have chosen five minutes for right now, we will add or subtract from that in the weeks to come as we see fit.

Okay, I’m gonna jump right in….

Phone companies are a pain in the ass and so is routhost. Fuck ‘em all. Assholes.It’s so hard to do this shit, it makes my nose bleed. Why did my Son ask me to help him? Why did I say yes?Now Im helping to plan a trip I ‘m not evem gong on.! I should boojk them on a plane to Borneo! Hubs bought girlscout cookies. Who needs $50.00 worth of cookies? NOT ME! shitheads gonna eat them in front of me too. Bastard! Hey Grant-got the card, you nut! Shelli, youre the best did you know that? I need a shower. Especially if I want to get lucky.I guess I should shave too.No kids today. Dodged a bullet on that one! 4 kids are staying with their own dad! YAY! I’m free to fight the good fight with routhost again! WOOT! What the fuck does woot mean anyway? I’m a dork for using it. Friday! No meat. Wonderful….Matt, save me some of those beans!

Five minutes! Whew! That wasn’t nearly enough to empty my head of all the detritus floating around in there! My brain is working overtime today kids!

Now for the group lovin’…. Randi, Finn, the108, Trishk, Shortie, Absurdist, and Stacy. Did I forget you? Let me know! Go read some of these other chicks! They dump some weird shit out of their heads too!

What is freewriting? Freewriting is writing whatever comes to mind, usually writing for a predetermined amount of time without regard to spelling, grammar, structure, etc. and no editing is done. We have chosen five minutes for right now, we will add or subtract from that in the weeks to come as we see fit.

Make sure you visit everyone else who is doing freewrite. They have a few odd thoughts drop out of their brains too!

I went to the doctors tonight (jsut for bloodwork) and I almost fainted from the needle. Isn’t that weird? I’bve never donte that before.the doctor said it was because of the fasting. Other than the fasting I lost 2 ounds.. that make a total of 4 in the last month or so. YaY! Wow! I need a manicure so bad. My cuticles are shitty. My skin is dry too. I’ll put the lotion on my skin later. I need the prescription on my glasses changed. I see better with no lenses! My nipple itches and it’s driving me crazy. I keep scratching it and Hubs is just watching. what a pig! What’s up with the weather? Today it was warm again. That’s okay. I like my sweater. It’s comfy and I’ll miss it when it gets too warmto wear it. OMG! I almost forgot! Guess waht! I looked out the window today and saw

Well that was my five for this week. That was cathartic. I’m starting to enjoy dumping the detritus from between my ears! Try it!!

Other participants are:                                                                                                          

Finn, Shelli,  Randi, Shortie, trishk, the Absurdist, and Stacy. Did I leave you off the list? Let me know!! I’ll be sure to link you!

What is freewriting? Freewriting is writing whatever comes to mind, usually writing for a predetermined amount of time without regard to spelling, grammar, structure, etc. and no editing is done. We have chosen five minutes for right now, we will add or subtract from that in the weeks to come as we see fit.

So far we have Shelli, Finn, Randi, Shorti, Trishk, and Absurdist (will you remember this week?) If you’d like in, let one of us know. If you joined in this week, let us know that too so we can link you! And check out the others. It’s fun!

Here I go….

FIL is in the hospitalagain and I’m worried. Hubs is not taking this well this time. I don’t know what is different this time Whatis he not htelling me? My shoulder is bothering me for some strange reason. Is it from the ironing that I did today? Maybe.. I ate alot of veggies todauy. I should be happy about that but i’m just gassy now. My bitrhdya is in 12 days! Yay. Maybe I’ll make myself a cake. If I dont’ no one else will. I will be going out to dinner with a business associate and his wife. We had  alot of fun the last time we were together.Andrea and I will go even if our husbands decide to be sticks in the mud. We’ll need a taxi because when we get together, we drink like fishes! Do fish drink? That’s an odd exppression. What about if we drank like camels. That implies that we can hold our liquor. Can we? I’ll tell you after the hangover goes away!  Hmm…what next? I killed a cactus. How does one do that? Did I over water irt? Yes and no. I overwatered it and then frogot about it for awhile. My bad! I couldn’t help it! It just sat quietly and never gave any indication that it was dying and then it kinda imploded on itwelf. That sucks. My thumb is truly black!!My eyes are itchy. It’s late and I’d like to go to bed soon. I won’t because my son is out and I stay awake, even when I tell mysefl that he is a grown man, oh well, I guess hell always be my little kid. I think I’ll eat a few blueberries and turnin after I finish this up. Mmm…that sounds good. And that’s my five minutess.

Last week, Shelli did a little thing called “Freewriting”. Here’s what that means: 

Freewriting is a popular technique used by writers to practice writing in general, or to collect their initial thoughts and ideas on a writing topic. It is often used as a preliminary to more formal writing.

Technique

The technique involves continuous writing, usually for a predetermined period of time (often 5, 10, or 15 minutes). Writing is done without regard to spelling, grammar, etc., and no corrections are made. If the writer reaches a point where they cannot think of anything to write, then they write that they cannot think of anything, until they find another line of thought. The writer allows himself or herself to stray off topic, and to just let their thoughts lead them wherever they may. At times a writer may also do a focused freewrite where a chosen topic structures their thoughts. Expanding from this topic, their thoughts may stray to make connections and create more abstract views on the topic. This technique helps them to explore a particular subject before putting their ideas into a more basic context.

Freewriting is often done on a daily basis as a part of the writer’s daily routine. Also, students in many writing courses are assigned to do such daily writing exercises.

Blah, blah, blah. Basically it is diarrhea of the brain. Let an idea pop in and type it out. It seemed like an interesting thing to do so a few of us will be doing this (kind of like Wordless Wednesdays) We will be using a five minute time. If you’d like to join us, let us know and we’ll link you.

So far it is Finn, Shelli and the Absurdist (and me) so check them out after you finish here,K?   Ready? Go!

We just got back from Best Buys where we boutgh t a TV. Why do men always think bigger is better? They will deliver ti on saturday.What will I do wihtout tv?I really must fill out those passort forms or Babygirl will kill me.That truffle was mighty tasty. Too bad I can’t have another.The baby’s not coming tomorrow. Mote time on the treadmill i guess.There’s too mush dust i n this room I gootta get on that.I wonder what Teri is doing? Hi teri! OMG! That pup sure can fart! I’m dying !  I have a big smudge on my glasses. It is annoying me. I can’t stand not editing this shit. I’d like to fix this mess. Speaking of mess, my hair is a mess. I don’t care Im going to bed soon anyway. Ding!

Can you understand any of it? That was fun. Try it. It sure takes the pressure off posting!!