I have been a very busy little bee. Lemme tell ya all about it:

I have finished all but a few of my Christmas cards. As I was pulling out the door wreath, I happened upon a box among the pile. It was a yellow box that previously contained Whitman’s chocolates. (They were very good, by the way) I thought it contained knick-knacks and I had passed over it several times. Something made me look inside, and guess what! I found my ‘master list’ for my Christmas cards! Yeah, now that I didn’t need it any more it turns up. Figures!

I have painted a closet door, and wood trim in my living room. I am painting shutters and a cabinet in my bathroom today. If they didn’t look so bad, I would leave them alone but alas, I can’t stand to look at them one more day.  Do you have any idea how hard it is to paint shutters?? Especially if they have been painted shut by the previous owner! Asshole!

Hubs and I went to the doctor’s for a follow-up exam on our backs. Unfortunately, neither of us responded very well to this series of shots. Now we are going hardcore. We will have our nerve endings cauterized. I am kind of scared about this one but I’ll tell you all more about this later. If I tell you now, it will harsh my mellow.

Lastly, go visit Grant. I am interviewing him today and his answers were kind of surprising but lots of fun.

Now go! Get on with your life! I got shit to do!!!

Grant made a meme this week and ,well, it was too strange to pass up.I planned to post it on Saturday, but the whole ‘burnt dress’*  incident came up and I didn’t. THEN he offered Tracy five bucks for everyone that she could convince to post it by  Saturday night.

Sorry, Tracy. I didn’t get it posted in time for you make a Lincoln, but if Grant were a man, he’d count it anyway. (You read that Grant?)

1. Describe yourself without the use of any vowels (treat “y” as a vowel).

P**n  *n  th*  *ss, wh*n* b*tch.

2. Write a short paragraph about a truly horrifying encounter you once had using the word “sippy-cup”.

True story:

Hubs and I took Babygirl to the doctor’s and had to take Joslyn with us. I left her in the waiting room with Hubs while I went into the office with Bgirl. She screamed and cried and carried on so Hubs gave her the sippy-cup that was full of RED punch and she leaked it all over the grey chair–totally soaking it! A man, a toddler, a tantrum and a leaky sippy-cup do not mix-E.V.E.R!

3.  Which of the following is the worst baby name:Monkey Winkle, Fetus Cheese, or Swaberpoo Deliciousness? Discuss. The worst name is Monkey Winkle- there is no discussing. Final answer!

4. Complete the following word association: cookie, ladder, penis, regret…hand job.

5. You move your weasel to sun level three. Your opponent counters with whimsy to caveworm seven. What is the best counter move?  Drop the kropnar into the well and turn the handle. When the igbottom opens, hit it with flarjjum until spacky releases thus rendering the opponent incapacitated.

*Dance pictures were downloaded, but I started drinking and didn’t get to resize them. They are coming!!