I have nothing to say today except this:

Mr Fabulous has gone away so the mice will play. In this case, the mice are Mrs Fabulous and Janna (blogauthor of such gems as Jannaverse,  Jantrails and the ever popular Jantics). Yes, boys and girls, the ladies are ruling the roost over there and if you ask me, they are giving the lord of the manor a run for his money in the laughs department. Janna has held up her end of the deal with the devil by posting in Fab’s absence. (A daunting task if you ask me!) Now it’s Mrs Fabulous’s  turn .

The elusive Mrs Fabulous will take the helm on Pointless Drivel Live tonight at 7:00PM ET on Blogtalk Radio. You heard me- Mrs Fab will SPEAK! Janna will be co-hosting. This is THE blog event of a lifetime! Make sure to get your list of questions ready and try to get through on the call in line. I guarantee it’ll be packed!

As Janna’s official bodyguard, I must warn you-If any of you damn paparazzi try to get pix of my girl J, I’ll put a hurt on you! So be nice, call in and DON’T ask her about the time  she did the thing with that guy at the place! That would be rude!

To hear the show, click here. On the right, click on the bar that says “my radio show”.

BE THERE!

Today-Tuesday- I’m off to see a neurologist about my back. I honestly don’t know whether I am happy about this or not. As I sit here typing this post, I am sitting on one butt cheek, because that’s about all I can do.

On the one hand, I am happy about the possibility of getting relief from the pain that has become my almost constant companion. However I am also afraid that I may find that this is something I’ll be dealing with forever.

On the other hand, I am apprehensive of being told that there is something that can be done and it may involve surgery. Would I go through with it? I don’t know. I am only 45 and long lives run in my family. My mother’s parents BOTH lived to be over 100 years old (102 and 105). My dad’s mother is still a very active 93. At this rate, I could live for another 45 years. I want to PLAY WITH my future grandkids - not just sit and visit. My hubs loves me dearly, but do I wish to saddle him with the responsibility of helping me move around forever? Hell no!

Some friends and family come to me for advice and I shoot straight with them ( as I do with all of you). If  anyone came to me and said, “Metalmom, What would you do in my place?” I would honestly say “Don’t borrow worry.Wait and see what the doctor has to say”  I will think twice before saying that again because it is oh so very hard to do on my own!

Well, I’m going to attempt the not worrying deal and instead concentrate on what’s really important- like I hope this doctor will prescribe some EXCELLENT DRUGS!!!!

I’ll stop in later and keep y’all posted.

PS: To any of you following the sculpy visions at Pointless-Drivel, you may want to check out what Janna has done! I think the ungodly heat has finally fried her brain! Excellent job, Janna!!

PPS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Shelli! Today she is 20 years old! (YES- 20!!-STFU!!)If you have a second, stop over there and wish her a good one!

My friend Janna- Queen of the Jannaverse- has hit rock bottom. She has declared herself to be ‘dead dirt poor’ and is now supplementing her income of lint by starting a new PayPerPost blog called Jantics.

I hear that Jantics is going to be all the rage among French horn players everywhere, so be one of the cool kids and make this one of your new hangouts. I will personally guarantee a time  for all who do!

Janna once said she’d ‘gladly drink a 6 oz glass of tabasco for $20.’ Please save her from herself and visit Jantics. That’s Jantics. J-A-N-T-I-C-S.