I responded to Libragirl……*refer to (D).

A) Four places that I go to over and over: The Library (for the books), Acme (for the food), CVS (for the drugs), the Co-Op(local market for anything I forgot at Acme).

B) Four of my favorite places to eat: Charlie Browns, the Olive Garden, Neil’s Steakhouse, and Mom’s house

C) Four places I would rather be right now: Amsterdam - with Dutchbitch and Jill showing me around, In the mountains of New Mexico, visiting the sites in Japan, On a beach in Tahiti.

D) Four people I think will respond: Any man will respond if you cup his balls.

E) Four TV shows I watch over and over: Saving Grace (Love Holly Hunter) Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Leave it To Beaver, LA Ink

Since I cheated with (D), I’ll throw in an (F)

F) Four Movies you watch repeatedly: The Princess Bride, City of Lost Children, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, The Devil’s Rejects.

Take one now….pass it around…..

I stole this from Robin who stole this from Libragirl and now it’s open to any thieves lurking around here.

1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you get?

A Snickers bar and XXX Vitawater. And a pack of salted peanuts.

2. .If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?

A sea urchin because they are prickly and they encourage others to  leave them alone…alot like I do!

3. Who’s your favorite redhead?

Depends…..Have you dyed your hair lately?

4. What do you order when you’re at IHOP?

I order the waitress to spell IHOP and then say “ness”.  (Do it-we’ll wait…Finished?    )

5. Last book you read?

Murder For Hire-The Peruvian Pigeon by Dana Fredsti

6. Describe your mood.

Believe me, you don’t wanna know!
7. Describe the last time you were injured.

I am currently suffering heartache. But other than that, I walked into a wall and bruised my upper arm….don’t ask.

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

The most buoyant one so I could lay on top of them!

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Seriously, if you don’t know the answer to that one, go the fuck back to the picture on the top of the page!!!

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

“Three Musicians” by Pablo Picasso on one phone and roses with a skull in the center on the other phone.

11. Favorite soda?

No Coke! Pepsi!

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

George Carlin t-shirt covered in dirty words and phrases.

13. If you could only use one form of transportation?

I’d like my own personal giant to carry me hither and yon on his back.

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theater?

Hellboy II…and it ROCKED!

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for.

Ryan Reynolds/Jessica Biel/ Til Lindemann of Rammstein

16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?

BlackForest Cake…..mmm……

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

Hot Roast Beef Sandwich, potato salad and fruit salad.

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

My CD tower……Hello, CDs!

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Maybe my shoes have velcro!

20. Favorite toy as a child?

Knit-a-Row-a-Second knitting machine. I made hats, mittens and scarfs for everyone I knew.It was cool because no one else had one but me.

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

No, I grow my own chocolate, milk and eggs. What do you think? Stupid question……

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Yes, they do. And my phones are bugged and there are cameras strategically placed around my home transmitting my every move across the internet. Don’t lie! You’ve seen it!

23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?

My gums have never been wormy! That’s gross!

24. What’s your favorite fruit?

Alan Cumming. I like his last name! Isn’t he fabulous?

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

Why the fuck would I want one of those???

26. Do you like running long distances?

I don’t even like walking to the kitchen!

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

Only the yellow kind.

28. What color are your bedsheets?

BLACK

29. What’s your favorite flower?

Daisies and peach colored roses. I can’t decide.

30. Do you do ballet?

No, but I used to do papier mache.

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Not really, I don’t like the Beatles.

32. What is the first TV Theme song that pops in your head?

Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.

33. Do you watch Sponge Bob?

No, but I like Robot Chicken.

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

It’s hotter than inside of my house.

35. Do people consider you smart?

More like a smart-ass.

36. How many piercings do you have?

Both of my ears. (Babygirl reads this! I can’t be honest!!)

37. Are you signed on [to] AIM?

Huh?

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

Who hasn’t?

39. How do you feel about your family?

Next question, please!

40. Do you have an iPod?

Yes, and I love it almost as much as I love my husband.

41. What time do you go to bed?

I go to bed around 10 -ish. I don’t go to sleep  until after midnight sometime.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

System of a Down-Toxicity

43. What movie do you know every line to?

Joe Dirt…..Life’s a garden,dig it.

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Caesar….no, ranch….wait! Thousand Island….ummm Bleu Cheese!!….

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

A laptop, or a laptop or maybe a laptop. I haven’t really thought about it yet…

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

Aunt Phyllis lives in Washington State. My sister refuses to live with her though..

47. Do you like hugs?

Oh.My.God!! I hate bugs! They are creepy and I hate them and - What? hugs? Oh shit! Forget it.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

I’ve never actually eaten them.

49. What’s the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

MentalMom. What’s up with that shit? There is no “n”!

50. Last person you hugged?

Son1. And he hugged back too!

Yeah, yeah, yeah….I know. You’ve seen this everywhere and we’ve all stolen it from Avitable. Why argue with genius? He took the top 100 movies of the last 25 years, as stated by Entertainment Weekly. Then he bold-faced the ones that he has seen and asterisked the ones he liked. I’m a copycat, so I did too.

1. Pulp Fiction (1994)**
2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03)**
3. Titanic (1997)
4. Blue Velvet (1986)
5. Toy Story (1995)**
6. Saving Private Ryan (1998)**
7. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
8. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)**
9. Die Hard (1988)**
10. Moulin Rouge (2001)
11. This Is Spinal Tap (1984)**
12. The Matrix (1999)
13. GoodFellas (1990)****
14. Crumb (1995)
15. Edward Scissorhands (1990)**
16. Boogie Nights (1997)
17. Jerry Maguire (1996)**
18. Do the Right Thing (1989)**
19. Casino Royale (2006)
20. The Lion King (1994)**
21. Schindler’s List (1993)**
22. Rushmore (1998)
23. Memento (2001)
24. A Room With a View (1986)
25. Shrek (2001)**
26. Hoop Dreams (1994)
27. Aliens (1986)
28. Wings of Desire (1988)
29. The Bourne Supremacy (2004)**
30. When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
31. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
32. Fight Club (1999)
33. The Breakfast Club (1985)****
34. Fargo (1996)**
35. The Incredibles (2004)****
36. Spider-Man 2 (2004)**
37. Pretty Woman (1990)**
38. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
39. The Sixth Sense (1999)****
40. Speed (1994)
41. Dazed and Confused (1993)****
42. Clueless (1995)**
43. Gladiator (2000)**
44. The Player (1992)
45. Rain Man (1988)**
46. Children of Men (2006)
47. Men in Black (1997)**
48. Scarface (1983)
49. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)**
50. The Piano (1993)**
51. There Will Be Blood (2007)
52. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)
53. The Truman Show (1998)
54. Fatal Attraction (1987)**
55. Risky Business (1983)**
56. The Lives of Others (2006)
57. There’s Something About Mary (1998)**
58. Ghostbusters (1984)**
59. L.A. Confidential (1997)
60. Scream (1996)****
61. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
62. sex, lies and videotape (1989)**
63. Big (1988)**
64. No Country For Old Men (2007)
65. Dirty Dancing (1987)****
66. Natural Born Killers (1994)**
67. Donnie Brasco (1997)
68. Witness (1985)
69. All About My Mother (1999)
70. Broadcast News (1987)
71. Unforgiven (1992)**
72. Thelma and Louise (1991)**
73. Office Space (1999)
74. Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
75. Out of Africa (1985)
76. The Departed (2006)
77. Sid and Nancy (1986)**
78. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
79. Waiting for Guffman (1996)
80. Michael Clayton (2007)
81. Moonstruck (1987)****

82. Lost in Translation (2003)
83. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
84. Sideways (2004)
85. The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)
86. Y Tu Mamá También (2002)**
87. Swingers (1996)
88. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)**
89. Breaking the Waves (1996)
90. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)**
91. Back to the Future (1985)**
92. Menace II Society (1993)
93. Ed Wood (1994)
94. Full Metal Jacket (1987)**
95. In the Mood for Love (2001)
96. Far From Heaven (2002)
97. Glory (1989)****
98. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
99. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
100. South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut (1999)

Where is Braveheart? What about Stand By Me? Sin City? Shaun of the Dead? 21 Grams? No SuperBad??? ANY MOVIE MADE BEFORE 1980???

But I digress….

Just from this list, I’ve seen seventy-nine. With an average running time of two hours each……that’s one hundred fifty-eight hours. That is roughly six and a half days–almost a week watching just these movies. That is not even counting the time spent watching them over and over again! Add to that the time spent watching so many, many, many, many other movies…..

I need a life!

A while ago Bluepaintred and her friend Sheila did a meme that I put aside for a rainy day. Well, the rain just started and my head hurts too bad to think, so today is your lucky day! 

What is in the back of your car? In the back of the family car there are recessed lighting fixtures, an emergency first aid kit and a roll of paper towels.

Name one person that made you smile today? Jaime

What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Moaning with a migraine.
What Were you doing 45 minutes ago? Washing dinner dishes and moaning with a migraine.

What is your favorite candy bar? Milky Way Dark
Have you ever been to a strip club? As an employee or a patron?
What is the last thing you said aloud?  “ Wait five minutes and I’ll give you a percocet.”
What is the best ice cream flavor? Phish Food or Moose Tracks- It’s a tie.

What was the last thing you had to drink? Cawfee-light and sweet.

What are you wearing right now? Jeans and a low cut black top.
What was the last thing you ate? Meatloaf and potatoes
Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Not that Hubs is aware of.
When was the last time you ran? In two seconds I will run to the bathroom…seriously.

Okay, I’m back. Where was I?
The last sporting event you watched?  European Soccer. Spain beat Russia 4-1
What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Cracker Jack , does that count? Fine-white cheddar.

Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace? Don’t do MySpace.

Do you take vitamins daily? Every other daily.

Do you go to church every Sunday? No. That’s all I’ll say about that.

Do you have a tan? All year around…naturally.

Do you like Chinese food over pizza? What the fuck?

Do you drink your soda with a straw? No…with my mouth.

What did your last text message say?  “N Den??????”

Are you someone’s best friend? I am man’s best friend.

What are you doing tomorrow? Not exercising that’s for sure!

Look to your left, what do you see? Cd tower, printer and yucky Cd player.

What color is your watch? Black

What do you think of when you think of Australia? Heh heh… Down Under.

Do you use chapstick? yes

What is your birthstone? Amethyst

What is your favorite number? 69 Baby!!!!

Do you have a dog? Yup.

Last person you talked to on the phone? Jaime

Have you met anyone famous? Yes but I can’t remember because my head hurts so bad.

Any plans today? Take a pill and go to bed as soon as I post this.

How many states have you lived in? Only one.

Ever go to college? Just for a kegger.

Do you dye your hair? Ever since I was 25.

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?  Lack of money and a child in need of a dentist….like NOW.

Last song listened to?  “Spook Show Baby” by Rob Zombie

Can you say the alphabet backwards? “Alphabet Backwards” How’s that?

Do you have a maid service clean your house? Pffft!

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Yes. My sneakers. (Or trainers, to all of you foreigners)

Are you jealous of anyone? Just Turnbaby. She’s fucking Fabulous!

Is anyone jealous of you? You all are, Admit it!!

Do you love anyone? I love anyfive.

Do any of your friends have children? Yes,but only one has children chained in the basement.

Do you eat healthy? No. I eat food.

What do you usually do during the day? What are you? FBI?

Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Um,yeah. That’s all I’ll say about that.

Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily? No. I answer the phone, “XXX Electric. May I help you?”

What color is your car? Invisible

Do you like cats? Oh Hell No! (Sorry) But they ALL seem to LOVE me!!

Have you ever been to Six Flags? YES!!!!

How did you get your worst scar? Rotator cuff surgery. The kids call it my “Sally scar” because it looks like my arm has been sewed back on. Isn’t it purty?? (If you don’t get the reference, then shame on you!)

That’s it. Time for bed!!! Yippee!! Thanks Blue and Sheila!!

Trukindog wants to know more about me.  Why? Don’t I give enough of myself? All I ever do for people is give, give, give! It used to be just family and very close friends, but now even my bloggin’ buddies are infringing on my generosity. Well, Tdog, you are so lucky that I am still medicated and can’t think of anything better to post!

So here you have a half dozen factoids (not to be confused with hemorrhoids.)

1.  From April through October, I have incredibly healthy fingernails. They grow long and are so strong that even when I press on them, they do not bend. However, after October-without fail-they will break, split and peel. I have used gelatin, extra coats of nail polish and lots of other things to keep them long but it never works.

2.  I have never met a vampire, werewolf, troll, ogre or banshee. I have actually met a witch.

 3.  I love ‘different’ ice cream flavors. While chocolate and vanilla are always nice,I much prefer Moose Tracks, Chunky Monkey, Cherry Garcia, Rocky Road, and brownie chunk ice creams.

4.  When I met my husband, he had his arms around another girl. The first thing I noticed was his ass.

5.  The second thing I noticed was his forearms. I love a man with muscular forearms like Popeye. Not arms bulging with muscles like a body builder—just ‘working man’ rugged.

6.  All of my siblings and cousins are named after someone else in the family. I am not. My dad liked my first name and my mom liked my middle name. No one else has either name. However, I married into a family in which I am one of three others with the same first name.

Now for the bizniz part of this deal:

1. Link to the person who tagged you. THANK YOU, TRUKINDOG!!

2. Mention the rules on your blog.  Okay, here they are.

3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours. Did you read them?

4. Tag 6 bloggers and link them. Tug, Cissa, Winter, Nobody, Fantastagirl, and Shiny. Come on guys—admit it…you need blog fodder!

5. Notify taggees by leaving a comment on their blog. I’m going, I’m going!

Grant made a meme this week and ,well, it was too strange to pass up.I planned to post it on Saturday, but the whole ‘burnt dress’*  incident came up and I didn’t. THEN he offered Tracy five bucks for everyone that she could convince to post it by  Saturday night.

Sorry, Tracy. I didn’t get it posted in time for you make a Lincoln, but if Grant were a man, he’d count it anyway. (You read that Grant?)

1. Describe yourself without the use of any vowels (treat “y” as a vowel).

P**n  *n  th*  *ss, wh*n* b*tch.

2. Write a short paragraph about a truly horrifying encounter you once had using the word “sippy-cup”.

True story:

Hubs and I took Babygirl to the doctor’s and had to take Joslyn with us. I left her in the waiting room with Hubs while I went into the office with Bgirl. She screamed and cried and carried on so Hubs gave her the sippy-cup that was full of RED punch and she leaked it all over the grey chair–totally soaking it! A man, a toddler, a tantrum and a leaky sippy-cup do not mix-E.V.E.R!

3.  Which of the following is the worst baby name:Monkey Winkle, Fetus Cheese, or Swaberpoo Deliciousness? Discuss. The worst name is Monkey Winkle- there is no discussing. Final answer!

4. Complete the following word association: cookie, ladder, penis, regret…hand job.

5. You move your weasel to sun level three. Your opponent counters with whimsy to caveworm seven. What is the best counter move?  Drop the kropnar into the well and turn the handle. When the igbottom opens, hit it with flarjjum until spacky releases thus rendering the opponent incapacitated.

*Dance pictures were downloaded, but I started drinking and didn’t get to resize them. They are coming!!

If I were to write a post, it would be filling up the space in front of you. However, this is the weekend and since I don’t like to think too hard (okay, any harder than usual) I am doing what I do on most Saturday’s….A MEME!  This one comes courtesy of Miss Turnbaby. Now I won’t tag but I’m giving it away ! Take it…one to a customer! 

If I were a direction I’d be… counterclockwise

If I were furniture I’d be… a broken in comfy recliner

If I were a liquid I’d be… beer-all the men would love me

If I were a sin I’d be… jealousy-cuz you know you wanna be ME!

If I were a gem/stone I’d be… an emerald

If I were a metal I’d be…I am a metal-Metalmom!

If I were a tree I’d be…a bonsai

If I were a fruit I’d be…Liberace

If I were a flower I’d be…thistle

If I were weather I’d be…Sunshine

If I were a music instrument I’d be…a hurdy-gurdy

If I were an element I’d be…A car by Honda 

If I were a colour I’d be….hooker-red

If I were an animal I’d be…in a zoo

If I were a sound I’d be…a fart

If I were a lyric I’d be…”If I only had a brain.”

If I were a song I’d be…”Too Much, Too Little, Too Late”

If I were a music type I’d be…Duh! I won’t dignify that with an answer

If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be…Body by Victoria

If I were a feeling I’d be…a-catchin’ sumpin’!

If I were a book I’d be…”Lady Chatterly’s Lover”

If I were food I’d be…in great demand in Ethiopia

If I were a city I’d be…New York

If I were a taste I’d be…something funky

If I were a scent I’d be…sugar cookies

If I were a word I’d be…Fuck

If I were a verb I’d be…Fuck

If I were an object I’d be…Fucked

If I were a piece of clothing I’d be…fluffy socks

If I were an facial expression I’d be…Billy Idol’s sneer

If I were a cartoon character I’d be…She-Ra

If I were a movie I’d be…”The Professional”

If I were a geometrical figure I’d be…A dodecahedron

If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be…eternal spring

If I were a sentence I’d be…life without parole

I saw this at Robin’s and since some of the answers tie into what I did today, I decided to do it this way! 
What’s on your mind? My hair…..Oh wait, that’s on my head! On my mind….let’s see….I wonder if I can have quick sex in time to watch a movie without Hubs knowing he’s being rushed……Oh hell yes I can!

Where is your significant other? Taking a shower and shaving in anticipation of his wild night of ‘quickie’!

Have you ever made out in a basement? Made out? Yes. Done it? Yes. Gotten pregnant? Yes to that too.
 

Is your driveway steep? Steep enough for skiing? No, of course not. Steep enough to make me stumble if I’m drinking? YES!

Name 4 things you did today?  1) Found cute jeans in my size, 2) Tried them on and they fit, 3) Squealed like a 14 year old,  4) Was so happy that I bought two pair!

Suprising? Yes This never happens to me!!! (ps They were from the junior’s department!!!!!! BONUS!)

Have you ever been tied up? Didn’t you see this picture?

Have you ever had 2 dates in one night? Two dates? I once had a whole bowl of dates before bed and I woke up with diahrrea!

What have you eaten today? Coffee and Pixie Stix for breakfast, salad for lunch, chili for second lunch, ice cream for dinner and goldfish for evening snack. I haven’t decided what my midnight snack will be. 

Which shoe do you put on first? The one without dog poo from the middle-of -the night walkies.

Do you get distracted easily? Not usually, but I….Did you see that??

 I was tired from doing the things that make me lose my mind. (Watching kids!) I couldn’t think enough to post, so I let Kapgar think for me. (Superhuge thanks for reminding me that this meme was out there!) Once I started to do it, I had a great time. I had fun with it!

Here’s how it works:

1. Go to www.photobucket.com.
2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box.
3. Use only the first page.
4. Insert the picture into your blog.

1. What is your relationship status?

 2. What is your current mood?

3. Who is your favorite musical artist?

4. What is your favorite movie?

5. What kind of pet do you have?

6. Where do you live?

 

7. Where do you work?

8. What do you look like?

 9. What do you drive?

10. What did you do last night?

11. What is your favorite TV show?

12. Describe yourself.

13. What are you doing today?

14. What is your name?

15. What is your favorite candy?

I hope to catch up with everyone really soon! And I’ll have to tell you about my week!  

I had a very eventful afternoon yesterday and that is why I was unprepared with a post. (I will try to write one and tell you guys what happened!) But for now I’m going to give you this little nugget that I “borrowed” from Karl.

Speaking of Karl….Did you hear he’s got a show on Blogtalkradio? Check him out  on Sundays at 5PM Eastern. He’s the leadoff to an evening of fun with all of your friends, like Hilly (6PM) Fab (7PM) and Turnbaby (8PM) Join us won’t you?

And now, onto the Initial Game…

Here is what you do. Use the 1st letter of your middle name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things…nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person you took this from had the same 1st initial.

You CAN’T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. Middle name letter: F

2. Famous artist/band/musician: Foo Fighters

3. 4-letter word: Fuck (Duh!)

4. U.S state: Florida

5. Boy name: Fred

6. Girl name: Frieda

7. Animal: Ferret

8. Something in the kitchen: Fermometer

9. Reason for being late: Food fight

10. Body Part? Flapping Fat

11. Drink? Fanta

12. Something you shout: Fuck Me!!

13. Something you eat? Fajitas