I got this email from Trukindog and I laughed so hard! I’ve nothing to post so I’m gonna share this. Thanks Tdog!!

Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends…also, send it back to the person that sent it to you..
 
Pick the month you were born:
January——-I kicked
February——I loved
March——–I karate chopped
April———-I licked
May———-I jumped on
June———-I smelled
July———–I did the Macarena With
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over
 
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
 
1——-a birdbath
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a snowman
6——-a gangster
7——-my mobile phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends‘ boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19—— - a smurf
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——-Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-an ipod
29——-a surfer
30——-a llama
31——-A homeless guy
 
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
 
White———because I’m cool like that
Black———because that’s how I roll.
Pink———–because I’m crazy..
Red———–because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green———because I think I need some serious help.
Purple———because I’m AWESOME!
Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown———because I can..
Other———-because I’m a Ninja!
None———-because I can’t control myself!

As for me? I loved a banana because that’s how I roll!
 
Now type out the sentence you made, and post it in the comments for everyone else to share. Have fun, and stop back to see what everyone comes up with!!

Trukindog seemed to think I would be one to respond…to what? I have no idea! I will assume that he meant the Four Things questions.    I’d hate for anyone to think he is a liar so I will gladly answer…..

And now….I give you….FOURS!!!!

A.  Four places that I go to over and over…The library, the grocery store, the CVS, and Tar-Jay.

B.  Four people who email me regularly…Eddie, DSW Shoe Warehouse (with a great deal on Fall fashions!) Someone that wants my penis to grow larger (it’s big enough, thank you!) and Slick (who sends me a knife through the heart every weekend in the form of a football pool)

C.  Four of my favorite foods… steak (barely seared, still bloody and quite possibly mooing), German Black Forest cake, watermelon, and Apple Cider-marinated pork chops topped with warm apple, cinnamon and mushroom compote)

D. Four things I’d like to do… Ryan Reynolds, Brad Pitt,  Oh sorry! That said things not people! I’d like to travel to Asia and Europe, swim in every ocean, sky dive, and drive across the US visiting all my blogging friends.

E.  Four people I think will respond…To what? The sound of my voice? My attempts at seduction? Be more specific!

F. Four things I did yesterday… played Wordscraper with DutchBitch, went out for dinner with my Hubs, watched two horror movies while cuddling with my puppy,  and inspected my ceiling while lying on my back on the exercise ball.

That’s it. Take it if you’d like to do it.

Babygirl asked me a question and honestly, she stumped me. “What does the saying ‘The son of a duck is a floater.’ mean?” Is that a saying? If it is, I’ve never heard it before. But on the subject of ducks….Why do they float if you toss them into the water?

I was eating marshmallows (again) and I was told “Fluffy food, fluffy hips” True? I prefer to think of my hips as poofy.

I was watching TV and I saw a commercial for Sam Adams beer. In it, they talk to a few of the brewers. One is bald and has a long goatee. I think he looks suspiciously like Trukindog. Hmmm…….Trukindog likes beer……Dude, do you have a hobby that you’ve failed to let us in on?

Speaking of watching TV……Did anyone watch “Swingtown”? Whoa!!! Hot show (and hot Grant Show!) Does anyone know where this town is? Not that I want to live there…….but I might want to check out the real estate……for ……research! Yeah, that’s it! That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it!

Trukindog wants to know more about me.  Why? Don’t I give enough of myself? All I ever do for people is give, give, give! It used to be just family and very close friends, but now even my bloggin’ buddies are infringing on my generosity. Well, Tdog, you are so lucky that I am still medicated and can’t think of anything better to post!

So here you have a half dozen factoids (not to be confused with hemorrhoids.)

1.  From April through October, I have incredibly healthy fingernails. They grow long and are so strong that even when I press on them, they do not bend. However, after October-without fail-they will break, split and peel. I have used gelatin, extra coats of nail polish and lots of other things to keep them long but it never works.

2.  I have never met a vampire, werewolf, troll, ogre or banshee. I have actually met a witch.

 3.  I love ‘different’ ice cream flavors. While chocolate and vanilla are always nice,I much prefer Moose Tracks, Chunky Monkey, Cherry Garcia, Rocky Road, and brownie chunk ice creams.

4.  When I met my husband, he had his arms around another girl. The first thing I noticed was his ass.

5.  The second thing I noticed was his forearms. I love a man with muscular forearms like Popeye. Not arms bulging with muscles like a body builder—just ‘working man’ rugged.

6.  All of my siblings and cousins are named after someone else in the family. I am not. My dad liked my first name and my mom liked my middle name. No one else has either name. However, I married into a family in which I am one of three others with the same first name.

Now for the bizniz part of this deal:

1. Link to the person who tagged you. THANK YOU, TRUKINDOG!!

2. Mention the rules on your blog.  Okay, here they are.

3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours. Did you read them?

4. Tag 6 bloggers and link them. Tug, Cissa, Winter, Nobody, Fantastagirl, and Shiny. Come on guys—admit it…you need blog fodder!

5. Notify taggees by leaving a comment on their blog. I’m going, I’m going!